Bananas in pajamas

Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to. "You’re not like other girls." Shut up. (via cutely-perverted)
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titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

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consulting-criminal-fan:

Shaving your legs. More like yoga in the shower with razor blades.

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Other people are not medicine. It took me 9 years to figure that out (via crimson-gold)
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bleu-eyed:

I can’t remember anything without you
Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind (2004)

bleu-eyed:

I can’t remember anything without you

Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind (2004)

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A true hero

A true hero

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ksubied:

promoting random new followers to over 10k!!

ksubied:

promoting random new followers to over 10k!!

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